I am light as a feather and as stiff as a board I pay attention to things that most people ignore And I`m alright with the movies That make jokes `bout senseless cruelty That`s for sure And I am built like a mother and a total machine I feel for your every little issue I know just what you mean And I make light of the darkness I`ve got sun in my motherfuckin` pocket Best believe yeah you know me I forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can`t resist I`m a perfect all American I am light as a feather I`m as fresh as the air Coca Cola bottles that I only use to curl my hair I got class and integrity Just like a goddamn Kennedy I swear With love to spare Forgive and I forget I know my age and I act like it Got what you can`t resist I`m a perfect all American bitch With perfect all American lips And perfect all American hips I know my place I know my place and this is it I don`t get angry when I`m pissed I`m the eternal optimist I scream inside to deal with it like `ah` Like `ah` (Let`s fucking go) All the time I`m grateful all the time I`m sexy and I`m kind I`m pretty when I cry Oh all the time I`m grateful all the time (All the fucking time) I`m sexy and I`m kind I`m pretty when I cry